Day 4, umm, well, 3 months later

Yeah yeah,It has been three months and I have not improved.

I have bought cool workout dvds and a mat and yoga dvd and weights. I eat avacodos now and we only drink almond milk at home.

BUT, I am still fat, still smoke, still lazy, never walk, never dance, never play tennis, feel I should send a miss you card to my gym, and I am sooooo tired.

So, again I am trying. This weekend is my last chance to do all the lazy stuff.

I would like to lose weight,have pretty hair and skin, and look better by mid August. Holly gets married in August and I want to be better.

So, this fat pig is ready for change. I will quit smoking and go back to the gym, thats a great start. Thats where I will start.

Any ideas, any thing to say (besides, "Wow, you really are a big fat smelly pig!")I will take into consideration.

Now, back to my laying on the couch. Where is my pepperoni? Where is my soda?