tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53434370774814734732024-03-13T17:49:25.905-04:00From Pig to PrincessThis Big Pig went to market too much. This next year shall be spent transforming into a better person. There are cigarettes to quit, meat and dairy to eliminate, a body to exercise, a total home and body beauty makeover to be had. Oy Vey!Slackerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04079878277516528037noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343437077481473473.post-16570295533177628142011-07-20T19:50:00.000-04:002011-07-20T19:50:08.585-04:00Reboot Entry Program<a href="http://jointhereboot.com/reboot-program/the-reboot-entry-plan/">Reboot Entry Program</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><3 Big Pig.</div>Slackerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04079878277516528037noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343437077481473473.post-70193658857267432982011-05-17T20:17:00.001-04:002011-05-17T20:17:40.086-04:00Testing blog app<br /><br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone<br /><p class='blogpress_location'>Location:<a href='http://maps.google.com/maps?q=E%203rd%20St,Dayton,United%20States%4039.760573%2C-84.184308&z=10'>E 3rd St,Dayton,United States</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><3 Big Pig.</div>Slackerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04079878277516528037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343437077481473473.post-41665746002385713862010-04-24T20:05:00.000-04:002010-04-24T20:05:15.901-04:00Day 4, umm, well, 3 months laterYeah yeah,It <i>has</i> been three months and I have <i>not</i> improved. <br />
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I have bought cool workout dvds and a mat and yoga dvd and weights. I eat avacodos now and we only drink almond milk at home. <br />
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BUT, I am still fat, still smoke, still lazy, never walk, never dance, never play tennis, feel I should send a miss you card to my gym, and I am sooooo tired.<br />
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So, again I am trying. This weekend is my last chance to do all the lazy stuff.<br />
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I would like to lose weight,have pretty hair and skin, and look better by mid August. Holly gets married in August and I want to be better.<br />
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So, this fat pig is ready for change. I will quit smoking and go back to the gym, thats a great start. Thats where I will start. <br />
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Any ideas, any thing to say (besides, "Wow, you really are a big fat smelly pig!")I will take into consideration.<br />
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Now, back to my laying on the couch. Where is my pepperoni? Where is my soda?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><3 Big Pig.</div>Slackerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04079878277516528037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343437077481473473.post-28008841960076344192010-01-05T21:48:00.000-05:002010-01-05T21:48:17.281-05:00Piggy Day 3Today I did a tad better. I still woke up late. But this time I got in the shower and found a nice outfit to wear. This time I chose orange juice to go with my coffee. This time I had apple juice for lunch. This time I cleaned my desk a little at work.<br />
I ate at my dad's house. He made barbequed ribs with fried potatoes. But.. he also made peas. I ate happily. I took all of the decorations off the tree at his house and I shall count that as cardio. <br />
I also did put a lime in my beer. Ohh and I payed my cell phone bill. So I am still just as fat,but my tiny steps out of my pig pen make me very happy. I am clean, got a bill paid, went to work dressed like a girl and still have enough lime for another beer. Wish me luck tomorrow.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><3 Big Pig.</div>Slackerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04079878277516528037noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343437077481473473.post-14750183496777842732010-01-04T22:55:00.000-05:002010-01-04T22:55:15.235-05:00Piggy Day 2First day back to work. I layed awake last night until four. Then the alarm went off and I didn't actually respect it until the third one was on its second snooze. So, yes I made it in earlier than the morning meeting,but at what expense? I didn't have time to dress pretty or do any maintanance. I did get a small coffee instead of a large one. So bla bla bla and it was finally five.<br />
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I went to the grocery store, was good in the pasta aisle.I chose whole wheat pasta and got some rice milk. yay!! I got some cheerios because they are supposed to be good whole grain oats or something. <br />
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But then it went down hill. Cheezits and cocoa pebbles. Meatballs and ceasar salad. <br />
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Then it got good,whole grain bread to go with the meatballs and sauce. <br />
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Then it got bad, chocolate bar. <br />
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Then it almost got good, strawberry banana smoothie. But,at five dollars a pop,just to have Patrick drink it at 3 in the morning. Then it got good. New underwear and socks for me. New soap. this kind doesn't supposed to leave soap scum on me.<br />
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So I did have my eye on the prize. I bought juice instead of soda too. I came home and made great meatballs with salad and bread. Oh and to be extra healthy, I put lime in my beer.<br />
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I am exausted. I am hoping that each day my choices get better and better.<br />
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Tomorrow I will describe at length the plan my dad has devised for me to quit smoking. Wish me luck on my day three.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><3 Big Pig.</div>Slackerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04079878277516528037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343437077481473473.post-44897900213832400822010-01-03T23:48:00.002-05:002010-01-03T23:56:24.159-05:00Piggy Day 1I drink too much, smoke too much, eat too much, sit around too much. I need to exfoliate better, brush better, dress better, have better posture, finish school, clean house better, lose 40 pounds, do laundry more and eat more vegan style. thats all. I am pretty happy with my other features. I am still smart and nice. I have the best friends around. Kids are great, my parents are well. I am ok enough at sex. I will probably be even better after this transformation though. So there is it.thats what this is all about. Anyone who wants to can join my quest. -<3 Big Pig.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><3 Big Pig.</div>Slackerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04079878277516528037noreply@blogger.com1